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		<title>By: @humptiime</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-11730</link>
		<dc:creator>@humptiime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s real. Find him on twitter @Sasquattch</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s real. Find him on twitter @Sasquattch</p>
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		<title>By: GuyCodes</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-10696</link>
		<dc:creator>GuyCodes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@GuyCodes &lt;------
GUARANTEED hilarious tweets!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@GuyCodes &lt;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>GUARANTEED hilarious tweets!</p>
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		<title>By: Sir Guffston</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-7785</link>
		<dc:creator>Sir Guffston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 16:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@GrandeEmporium is funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@GrandeEmporium is funny</p>
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		<title>By: aname</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-7274</link>
		<dc:creator>aname</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 05:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guys. @eachshininghour is the best. Hands down. It&#039;s some high schooler tweeting stuff they overhear in school, and it&#039;s hilarious. My favorites are, &quot;My cat is a horrible human being. Except he&#039;s not a human being. Anyways, my cat is a horrible person&quot; and &quot;I always hear humors about pelicans... They have this reputation for being really rash birds&quot;. You should follow!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys. @eachshininghour is the best. Hands down. It&#8217;s some high schooler tweeting stuff they overhear in school, and it&#8217;s hilarious. My favorites are, &#8220;My cat is a horrible human being. Except he&#8217;s not a human being. Anyways, my cat is a horrible person&#8221; and &#8220;I always hear humors about pelicans&#8230; They have this reputation for being really rash birds&#8221;. You should follow!</p>
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-6531</link>
		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My friend found this one and it is hilarious! Don&#039;t know why hardly anyone is following them yet! You gotta check it out!
http://twitter.com/#!/POFfails</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend found this one and it is hilarious! Don&#8217;t know why hardly anyone is following them yet! You gotta check it out!</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/POFfails" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/#!/POFfails</a></p>
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		<title>By: brittany</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-1837</link>
		<dc:creator>brittany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 03:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>definitely twitter.com/sluttyvsskanky</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>definitely twitter.com/sluttyvsskanky</p>
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		<title>By: Troll</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-1331</link>
		<dc:creator>Troll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 21:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have been reading this twitter for ages http://twitter.com/versaclouds and never understood why I never read about it anywhere, those that know it (very few know it) seem to love it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been reading this twitter for ages <a href="http://twitter.com/versaclouds" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/versaclouds</a> and never understood why I never read about it anywhere, those that know it (very few know it) seem to love it.</p>
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		<title>By: TypicalSlacker</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-976</link>
		<dc:creator>TypicalSlacker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Follow typicalslacker</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Follow typicalslacker</p>
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		<title>By: Not TROG2000</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-797</link>
		<dc:creator>Not TROG2000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 03:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://twitter.com/TROG2000 can give you some of the best laughs that are out loud</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://twitter.com/TROG2000" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/TROG2000</a> can give you some of the best laughs that are out loud</p>
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		<title>By: crapcook</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-716</link>
		<dc:creator>crapcook</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ive got my own ass </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ive got my own ass</p>
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		<title>By: Burn21</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-701</link>
		<dc:creator>Burn21</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lovin this list.
@nutsnews is pretty funny, just stupid made up news stories. &#160;I am a bit biased though, it&#039;s my mate doing it!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lovin this list.</p>
<p>@nutsnews is pretty funny, just stupid made up news stories. &nbsp;I am a bit biased though, it&#8217;s my mate doing it!</p>
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		<title>By: Nevermind It</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-671</link>
		<dc:creator>Nevermind It</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays
Pretty funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays</a></p>
<p>Pretty funny.</p>
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		<title>By: susantellem</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-655</link>
		<dc:creator>susantellem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I recommend @40somethings</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recommend @40somethings</p>
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		<title>By: Drew</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-643</link>
		<dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news.  let us know your handle as well and any feedback.
@SportsCentaur
We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo.
recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement.
&quot;Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign&quot;
Let us know who you follow
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news.  let us know your handle as well and any feedback. </p>
<p>@SportsCentaur</p>
<p>We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo. </p>
<p>recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement. </p>
<p>&#8220;Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign&#8221;</p>
<p>Let us know who you follow<br />
&#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: K. Martin</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-642</link>
		<dc:creator>K. Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This one is pretty damn funny too.
&quot;Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.&quot;
&quot;If you don&#039;t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?&quot;
http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one is pretty damn funny too.</p>
<p>&#8220;Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday</a></p>
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