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		<title>By: Nevermind It</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-671</link>
		<dc:creator>Nevermind It</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays

Pretty funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays</a></p>
<p>Pretty funny.</p>
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		<title>By: susantellem</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-655</link>
		<dc:creator>susantellem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I recommend @40somethings</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recommend @40somethings</p>
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		<title>By: Drew</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-643</link>
		<dc:creator>Drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news.  let us know your handle as well and any feedback. 

@SportsCentaur

We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo. 

recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement. 

&quot;Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign&quot;

Let us know who you follow
&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news.  let us know your handle as well and any feedback. </p>
<p>@SportsCentaur</p>
<p>We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo. </p>
<p>recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement. </p>
<p>&#8220;Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign&#8221;</p>
<p>Let us know who you follow<br />
&#8220;</p>
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		<title>By: K. Martin</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-642</link>
		<dc:creator>K. Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This one is pretty damn funny too.

&quot;Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.&quot;

&quot;If you don&#039;t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?&quot;

http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one is pretty damn funny too.</p>
<p>&#8220;Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday</a></p>
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		<title>By: ShortAttention</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-641</link>
		<dc:creator>ShortAttention</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Steven, I did add that one a while back, it is the edit at the end of the post. That is definitely the best account going on Twitter, I totally agree.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Steven, I did add that one a while back, it is the edit at the end of the post. That is definitely the best account going on Twitter, I totally agree.</p>
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		<title>By: StevenBullen</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-640</link>
		<dc:creator>StevenBullen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ignore my previous comment. I see it was added lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ignore my previous comment. I see it was added lol.</p>
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		<title>By: StevenBullen</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-639</link>
		<dc:creator>StevenBullen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice list.

You need to add http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Damn funny but a particular humour!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice list.</p>
<p>You need to add <a href="http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays</a><br />
Damn funny but a particular humour!</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-635</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These are hillarious ... funniest news satire tweets are from @ptd</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are hillarious &#8230; funniest news satire tweets are from @ptd</p>
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		<title>By: Royston Davros</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-632</link>
		<dc:creator>Royston Davros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am a high school teacher.  By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:

http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeaviary</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a high school teacher.  By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeaviary" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeaviary</a></p>
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		<title>By: Jose Campos</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-631</link>
		<dc:creator>Jose Campos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I follow this guy. His humor can be a bit crude but always hilarious. 

Twitter.com/fudginess</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I follow this guy. His humor can be a bit crude but always hilarious. </p>
<p>Twitter.com/fudginess</p>
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		<title>By: Dan WIlkens</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-627</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan WIlkens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I stumbled accross this on some other website, LMFAO, these guys say some creepy and hilarious stuff during live phish concert feeds:

If you like Phish

http://twitter.com/Bodhi__

http://twitter.com/Steven__Seagal

http://twitter.com/Tit_Twister</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stumbled accross this on some other website, LMFAO, these guys say some creepy and hilarious stuff during live phish concert feeds:</p>
<p>If you like Phish</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/Bodhi__" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/Bodhi__</a></p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/Steven__Seagal" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/Steven__Seagal</a></p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/Tit_Twister" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/Tit_Twister</a></p>
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		<title>By: spooki</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-424</link>
		<dc:creator>spooki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 20:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Helen_Keller&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller" rel="nofollow">Helen_Keller</a></p>
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		<title>By: DG</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-351</link>
		<dc:creator>DG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another funny one (Original up-to-date humor): www.twitter.com/funquotes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another funny one (Original up-to-date humor): <a href="http://www.twitter.com/funquotes" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/funquotes</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ruben Carter</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-347</link>
		<dc:creator>Ruben Carter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of my favorites is funny and lots of wit. http://www.twitter.com/paul0451</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my favorites is funny and lots of wit. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/paul0451" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/paul0451</a></p>
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		<title>By: MWD</title>
		<link>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-20-funniest-twitter-accounts/#comment-224</link>
		<dc:creator>MWD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here is another one http://www.twitter.com/livecrunch 

By the way paula_abdul account is suspended.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is another one <a href="http://www.twitter.com/livecrunch" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com/livecrunch</a> </p>
<p>By the way paula_abdul account is suspended.</p>
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