Twitter has become very popular for many different reasons and I am a big Twitter fan myself. Here are the 20 funniest twitter accounts that I know of, I hope everyone finds them as funny as I do. These are in no particular order:
Christopher Walken – Unfortunately this account has been deleted.
Abe Vigoda
Darth Vader
John McHasselhof
The Real Shaq
Chuck Obama
Notorious BIG
Ghost of Peter (someones dead cat)
Nat History Whale (whale at the Museum of Natural History)
Ray Pruitt (from 90210)
The Mime
Cobra Commander
Erica’s Fish (a non-single woman’s fish)
Nick Nolte
Jack Bauer
Michael Bay
Chuck Norris
Ghlaghghee (some guy’s cat)
Real Bin Laden
Hasselhoff (has not updated lately, hopefully he will be back)
Edit: I had to add this one since it is the best of all of them: Shit My Dad Says
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There are a decent amount of comedians on Twitter who have funny accounts. Might want to add some of them. Thanks for the list!
@thejonwest
I do follow a couple comedians, I didn’t put them in this list because these were all fake accounts that I found funny. It is a good idea for another post though to do comedians that many people do not know on twitter. Thanks for the comment and I hope you come back regularly.
“…these were all fake accounts that I found funny. ”
The Real Shaq isn’t a fake account.
I was never sure if it was or was not really him, someone else already commented and said it really is him, so yes, I am aware of that now.
@ben_yes (Little Berry) is funny, and she’s real.
http://twitter.com/blankwhitewall The funniest non-celebrity twitterer.
Thanks, Ill will have to follow him.
Another person I will have to follow then, thank you!
omg the Ray Pruitt one cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!
jen872 on twitter
No prob, glad you liked it. I dont think a lot of people got that one so I am glad you did.
Here is another one http://www.twitter.com/livecrunch
By the way paula_abdul account is suspended.
One of my favorites is funny and lots of wit. http://www.twitter.com/paul0451
Another funny one (Original up-to-date humor): http://www.twitter.com/funquotes
@Helen_Keller
I stumbled accross this on some other website, LMFAO, these guys say some creepy and hilarious stuff during live phish concert feeds:
If you like Phish
http://twitter.com/Bodhi__
http://twitter.com/Steven__Seagal
http://twitter.com/Tit_Twister
I follow this guy. His humor can be a bit crude but always hilarious.
Twitter.com/fudginess
I am a high school teacher. By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:
http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeaviary
These are hillarious … funniest news satire tweets are from @ptd
Nice list.
You need to add http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Damn funny but a particular humour!
Ignore my previous comment. I see it was added lol.
Hey Steven, I did add that one a while back, it is the edit at the end of the post. That is definitely the best account going on Twitter, I totally agree.
This one is pretty damn funny too.
“Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.”
“If you don’t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?”
http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday
if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news. let us know your handle as well and any feedback.
@SportsCentaur
We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo.
recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement.
“Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign”
Let us know who you follow
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I recommend @40somethings
http://www.twitter.com/stuffmyprofsays
Pretty funny.
Lovin this list.
@nutsnews is pretty funny, just stupid made up news stories. I am a bit biased though, it’s my mate doing it!
ive got my own ass
http://twitter.com/TROG2000 can give you some of the best laughs that are out loud
Follow typicalslacker
I have been reading this twitter for ages http://twitter.com/versaclouds and never understood why I never read about it anywhere, those that know it (very few know it) seem to love it.
definitely twitter.com/sluttyvsskanky
My friend found this one and it is hilarious! Don’t know why hardly anyone is following them yet! You gotta check it out!
http://twitter.com/#!/POFfails
Guys. @eachshininghour is the best. Hands down. It’s some high schooler tweeting stuff they overhear in school, and it’s hilarious. My favorites are, “My cat is a horrible human being. Except he’s not a human being. Anyways, my cat is a horrible person” and “I always hear humors about pelicans… They have this reputation for being really rash birds”. You should follow!
@GrandeEmporium is funny
@GuyCodes <——
GUARANTEED hilarious tweets!
He’s real. Find him on twitter @Sasquattch