The 20 Funniest Twitter Accounts

Twitter has become very popular for many different reasons and I am a big Twitter fan myself. Here are the 20 funniest twitter accounts that I know of, I hope everyone finds them as funny as I do. These are in no particular order:



Christopher Walken – Unfortunately this account has been deleted.
Abe Vigoda
Darth Vader
John McHasselhof
The Real Shaq
Chuck Obama
Notorious BIG
Ghost of Peter (someones dead cat)
Nat History Whale (whale at the Museum of Natural History)
Ray Pruitt (from 90210)
The Mime
Cobra Commander
Erica’s Fish (a non-single woman’s fish)
Nick Nolte
Jack Bauer
Michael Bay
Chuck Norris
Ghlaghghee (some guy’s cat)
Real Bin Laden
Hasselhoff (has not updated lately, hopefully he will be back)
Edit: I had to add this one since it is the best of all of them: Shit My Dad Says

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{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jon West March 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm

There are a decent amount of comedians on Twitter who have funny accounts. Might want to add some of them. Thanks for the list!

@thejonwest

2 ShortAttention March 18, 2009 at 11:53 pm

I do follow a couple comedians, I didn’t put them in this list because these were all fake accounts that I found funny. It is a good idea for another post though to do comedians that many people do not know on twitter. Thanks for the comment and I hope you come back regularly.

3 Jayson March 19, 2009 at 3:12 am

“…these were all fake accounts that I found funny. ”

The Real Shaq isn’t a fake account.

4 ShortAttention March 19, 2009 at 9:39 am

I was never sure if it was or was not really him, someone else already commented and said it really is him, so yes, I am aware of that now.

5 LouCypher March 19, 2009 at 10:12 am

@ben_yes (Little Berry) is funny, and she’s real.

6 April March 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

http://twitter.com/blankwhitewall The funniest non-celebrity twitterer.

7 Jason March 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

StonedSteve is a funny Brit on Twitter and although I don’t have a clue what he is talking about most of his posts make me laugh.

http://twitter.com/StonedSteve

8 ShortAttention March 28, 2009 at 12:07 am

Thanks, Ill will have to follow him.

9 ShortAttention March 28, 2009 at 12:08 am

Another person I will have to follow then, thank you!

10 Jenni April 11, 2009 at 11:45 pm

omg the Ray Pruitt one cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!
jen872 on twitter

11 ShortAttention April 12, 2009 at 9:51 am

No prob, glad you liked it. I dont think a lot of people got that one so I am glad you did.

12 MWD April 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Here is another one http://www.twitter.com/livecrunch

By the way paula_abdul account is suspended.

13 Ruben Carter April 27, 2009 at 12:42 am

One of my favorites is funny and lots of wit. http://www.twitter.com/paul0451

14 DG April 28, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Another funny one (Original up-to-date humor): http://www.twitter.com/funquotes

15 spooki May 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
16 Dan WIlkens August 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

I stumbled accross this on some other website, LMFAO, these guys say some creepy and hilarious stuff during live phish concert feeds:

If you like Phish

http://twitter.com/Bodhi__

http://twitter.com/Steven__Seagal

http://twitter.com/Tit_Twister

17 Jose Campos September 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

I follow this guy. His humor can be a bit crude but always hilarious.

Twitter.com/fudginess

18 Royston Davros September 6, 2009 at 12:49 am

I am a high school teacher. By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:

http://www.twitter.com/lonesomeaviary

19 Jay September 22, 2009 at 8:52 am

These are hillarious … funniest news satire tweets are from @ptd

20 StevenBullen October 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Nice list.

You need to add http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Damn funny but a particular humour!

21 StevenBullen October 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Ignore my previous comment. I see it was added lol.

22 ShortAttention October 11, 2009 at 2:13 am

Hey Steven, I did add that one a while back, it is the edit at the end of the post. That is definitely the best account going on Twitter, I totally agree.

23 K. Martin October 14, 2009 at 10:48 pm

This one is pretty damn funny too.

“Went to an actual Sausage Fest and there were tons of chicks there. Very weird.”

“If you don’t wake up until 2pm is it still considered a morning boner?”

http://twitter.com/thoughtOtheday

24 Drew October 27, 2009 at 12:02 am

if you like sports comments, my buddy and I started a twitter account to comment on the obsurdity that is sports news. let us know your handle as well and any feedback.

@SportsCentaur

We love sports and centaurs, pretty nice combo.

recently on Garth Brooks coming out of retirement.

“Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement to bolster Cubs minor league. No word on where Chris Gaines will sign”

Let us know who you follow

25 susantellem December 4, 2009 at 10:06 pm

I recommend @40somethings

26 Nevermind It January 13, 2010 at 8:23 pm

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