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		<title>Lets Open Up The Pit!! 8 Year Old Girl Sings Her First Hardcore Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[8 year old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first hardcore song]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This little girl is awesome, and I am assuming her parents are just as cool and obviously fans of hardcore. I grew up in the local hardcore and metal scene in NY and it has helped me become a great person. People that put hardcore music down don&#8217;t understand the positive message behind most of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Groom Does Special Wedding Dance for His Bride</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[groom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wedding dance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This groom has a special Bieberiffic dance all prepared for his brand new bride, he even gets help from his groomsmen on this one. A wedding is a special day and this is one that the bride and groom and everyone in attendance will never forget. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9XBYHrwtk *I do not own rights to this video, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Songs that Helped Define Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 04:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[memorable movie songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movie theme songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while you see a movie that has a specific song that either helps set the tone for a movie from the get go, or vice versa; ends the movie with a song that helps sum it all up perfectly. There are many songs I am sure you could name that always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Awful and Funny Songs From Cop Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awful songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cop Rock]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sure there are some people that remember this travesty of a TV show, Cop Rock is on many peoples lists of the worst TV shows of all time. If you have never seen it or heard of it you are lucky, but now you can experience it right here. It is so bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adrenaline Mob Live at Northern Lights, Clifton Park, NY August 18, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adrenaline Mob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clifton Park NY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fozzy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Portnoy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Northern Lights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul DiLeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rich Ward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russell Allen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sonic Stomp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuck Mojo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I went to check out Mike Portnoys new project called Adrenaline Mob. The band also includes the vocalist Russell Allen from Symphony X, Rich Ward from Stuck Mojo and Fozzy on guitar, as well as guitarist Mike Orlando from Sonic Stomp and the lineup is filled out with bassist Paul DiLeo. I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Human Owl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human owl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human tricks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just insane watching this guy turn his head 180 degrees, that is why I call him the human owl. I would think doing this would hurt or cause some damage but he does it with ease. I have seen people do some crazy things with their bodies, but this has to be one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Couple of Crazy Sports Videos &#8211; Ouch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[futbol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painful]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soccer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are two vids, both of an entirely different nature. One is really funny but painful for the guy who screwed up, and the other one is just straight up painful. This is just a complete fail on this basketball players part as he scores, but in the wrong basket. [flv]http://shortattentionspan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bball-player-scores-for-wrong-team.flv[/flv] This video is brutal, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boxing Simulator Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 06:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny punches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[punching]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These two guys decide that it would be fun to see how hard they can throw a punch at a bar using the boxing simulation machine. As you can tell by the video these guys are definitely not cut out to be boxers, but they will give you a good laugh. I bet that this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shoenice Will Eat Anything</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 23:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoenice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shoenice is one of my favorite comedians from Upstate NY, and he is starting to become known nationally for some of his crazy antics. He is always looking for a new challenge when it comes to strange things he can consume. He also takes viewer requests, so if you have something crazy you want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Julian Assange Getting Down on the Dance Floor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julian Assange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wikileaks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a great vid of the well known WikiLeaks founder getting down on the dance floor. Judging by the vid Mr. Assange likes to party and just have a good time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ I am sure most are familiar with Julian, but in case you have been hiding under a rock here is a video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Awesome Puking Cat Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 23:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kittens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puking cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone that owns a cat has already seen, or will eventually see their cat puke. Some cats are hilarious to watch in full puking action. Here are ten of my favorite videos of puking cats. 10 &#8211; Boris the Cat www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KSOM8E9M0 9 &#8211; Puking on the Couch www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh1k5PMm6v4 8 &#8211; Frankie Had a Bit Much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Amazing Toilet Paper Stunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 05:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris schewe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoenice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toilet paper stunt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upstate NY comedian Shoenice pulls off a hilarious and epic stunt using 1000 sheets of toilet paper. The video is broken up in 3 parts so I figured I would put them all here on one page. Prepare to be blown away by the pure awesomeness and also be sure to keep up with Shoenice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Flying Midget Attack</title>
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		<comments>http://shortattentionspan.net/the-flying-midget-attack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[midgets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wrestling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is an awesome new wrestling move for you to check out &#8211; The Flying Midget Attack. This little guy takes flight and lands right where he was supposed to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=as8iIEG5eN0]]></description>
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		<title>Upstate NY Metal and Hardcore Scene</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 04:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[518]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Albany]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardcore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ny hardcore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ny metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saratoga]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Troy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live in Upstate NY, the Capital District, and home to an amazing metal and hardcore scene. I grew up in the scene here and it has been an amazing experience, I&#8217;ve made many unbelievable friends, many who are more like family. There are so many good bands I cannot get them all in one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Sanchez and the Booger Incident</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 06:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[booger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Sanchez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NY Jets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a funny little clip I stumbled on where the camera caught Mark Sanchez just at the right time to catch him picking his nose and then proceeding to wipe it on one of his teammates. Unlike the AFC Championship game, Sanchez picked a winner in this clip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUY_ZAPyq4]]></description>
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