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		<title>People That Need a Boot to the Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know people that need a good boot to the head, whether it is someone that you know personally, as an acquaintance, or idiots that are in the public eye. This list would be the ones that are in the public eye, folks that we all know and most people would love to give [...]


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		<title>Video of WWE&#8217;s Chris Jericho Assaulted by Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not know the whole story behind this because the person filming it did not get the beginning on tape. You can see Chris Jericho(Y2J) being assaulted and fighting back, which he should be doing everyone has the right to defend themselves and should. The cameraman also said that Jericho did not start it, [...]


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		<title>A Father at 13</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ShortAttention</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just completely ridiculous, the father is 13 years old and the mother is 15. Obviously Grandma and Grandpa will be taking care of the baby since neither of the parents can even get a job yet. It is truly crazy some of the shit you see these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1aPwYcI6Lg Related posts:Ping Pong Victory [...]


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		<title>The Real &#8220;Manzier&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ShortAttention</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have seen some strange things come out of Japan for sure and I just came across a video of a true &#8220;Manzier&#8221; (for anyone that remembers the classic Seinfeld episode). The bra for guys is the top seller for a Japanese online retailer. Anyway, here is a vid of the &#8220;manzier&#8221; and a link [...]


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		<title>Skittles and Vodka</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
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